Reblog if you're alive when the dates, 1/2/3,...
a-attitude: ask-sonicandneku: ikkitheairbender: kevaroono: you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it. 9/9/99, 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11, 12/12/12, 10/11/12… BAM!
imgonnariverdance: IT ALL STARTED FROM AND NOW I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
truuunicorn: being insecure fucking sucks because people always think you’re saying shit for attention or to get compliments but I don’t want attention because attention means more people noticing my flaws and I don’t want compliments because I don’t even know how to take them
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
thelexisage: toliverr: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse. yes. :)
carcat: forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
To my new followers… To my old followers… To those who unfollowed me… To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow… To those who will look at my blog after seeing this… my second time posting this but i got so many new followers This never gets old
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I wish I had a boyfriend :-(((( I am here
fatty-fitty: I’ve learned more about health, fitness and how to love myself more on tumblr than I have in 15 years of school and I think that’s a little bit fucked up.
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
rebeca3436: celeryandhummus: does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want check london tipton
one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
laugh-addict: People on Tumblr: People on Facebook:
mountincest: lovemetoinfinity: fatdough: rewind-and-restart: mountincest: school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory it tests my patience it tests my ability to hold my pee it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch whoa
It's weird to think that your husband/wife is...
laugh-addict: or you might already know them.
everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
wayward-saints: vizier: I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something
danielradcliffes: optimism is thinking you can watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes